It's entirely enjoyable pulp, bound and created as if it's aware of what it is and dares you to mock it for it, if a book can be said to have attitude. You don't let anyone see you while you consume it, you don't proudly stand up and tell the world you ate that biscuit and luxuriated in its starchy chickeny bready meaty flavor, you sure as heck wash your own shirt after part of it oozes off and slides down your chest because there will be lots of awkward questions asked if your wife sees the shirt with that stain you spent time sucking.
The Grey Knights Ombibus is the last biscuit, the sweetest one, the one with the best of the chicken grease leached into it, the one your wife saw and meant to steal from you but she was too tired and fell asleep while breastfeeding and screw her if she can't move fast enough just this one time and anyway she'd ruin it by putting jelly on it. You know how sometimes, what you really want is some Kentucky Fried Chicken, but someone (naming no names, but this would be your children) want to steal your chicken from you once you've purchased it, and even though the Colonel's cole slaw may be what God sent to the Israelites when they got peckish you want the freaking chicken and biscuits dammit so you take advantage of the fact that you're older, taller, and less inhibited in what you eat by hiding a breast or two and some biscuits in tupp You know how sometimes, what you really want is some Kentucky Fried Chicken, but someone (naming no names, but this would be your children) want to steal your chicken from you once you've purchased it, and even though the Colonel's cole slaw may be what God sent to the Israelites when they got peckish you want the freaking chicken and biscuits dammit so you take advantage of the fact that you're older, taller, and less inhibited in what you eat by hiding a breast or two and some biscuits in tupperware in the back of the fridge so you can sneak down at midnight and eat your sweet sweet lucre despite the indigestion you'll have as your intestines launch a major uprising in four hours?
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